So funny! There should be another one about “singing”.
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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
28 December, 2011
This is how I dance
Saw this on somebody’s wall while checking my Facebook account.
So funny! There should be another one about “singing”.
So funny! There should be another one about “singing”.
10 June, 2011
MMT #4 – Mom-ME Time, 11 June 2011
The linky for the Mom-ME time meme will be up a day earlier than usual. This coming week, starting tomorrow actually, is going to be a very busy week for me.
So, what did I do for my ME time this week?
My son asked me yesterday if he can use my laptop to write a “novel”. With nothing else to do, I decided to just watch tv. I found a show that I’ve only seen for the first time and I enjoyed it.
OUT OF PRACTICE is a comedy about a family of physicians who share the same profession but have little else in common. Ben Barnes (Christopher Gorham) is an earnest young couples' counselor whose family doesn't consider him to be a "real" doctor because he doesn't have "M.D." after his name. They're the real doctors: Ben's brother, Oliver (Ty Burrell) is good-looking, self-centered, and a plastic surgeon who enjoys dating the prettiest women in town, some of whom he helped make that way; and his sister Regina (Paula Marshall) is an E.R. doctor who's hooked on the non-stop action there. Their divorcing parents are Stewart (Henry Winkler), a gastroenterologist who is glad to be free from the reins of his controlling wife, and Lydia (Stockard Channing), a driven, status conscious cardiologist whose career eclipsed her ex's years ago. Stewart is also dating Crystal (Jennifer Tilly), his assistant, who just happens to be a patient of Oliver's. But despite their lofty credentials, Ben might be the best prescription for the future of this family. ~cbs.com
It’s a really funny show, which first aired in September 2005, but it stopped airing new shows in 2006. Now I’ve found a show that I can watch on my Nokia phone during my I-feel-so-lazy days.
23 March, 2011
you don't love me anymore
This song actually makes me laugh. I know the topic for GT is "song that makes you smile", but I can't help sharing this song with you my fellow Girltalkers. I'm sure most, if not all, of you heard this song already. Just to give you a good laugh today. Happy GT!
"You Don't Love Me Anymore"
by Weird Al Yankovic
We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
30 August, 2010
04 August, 2010
10 June, 2009
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
This was forwarded to me by a friend. Hope this brings a huge smile on your face.
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1.. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2.. Mostly to clean the house.
3.. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1.. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2.. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3.. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1.. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2.. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1.. We're related.
2.. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1.. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2.. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3.. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1.. His last name.
2.. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3.. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1.. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot
2.. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3.. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1.. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2.. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3.. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1.. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2.. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3.. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4.. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1.. Mothers don't do spare time.
2.. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1.. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2.. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1.. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2.. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3.. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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