23 March, 2011

you don't love me anymore

This song actually makes me laugh. I know the topic for GT is "song that makes you smile", but I can't help sharing this song with you my fellow Girltalkers. I'm sure most, if not all, of you heard this song already. Just to give you a good laugh today. Happy GT!

"You Don't Love Me Anymore"
by Weird Al Yankovic

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

Girls Talk, meme 


Sarah A. said...

Good laugh with the song. :)

Here's mine

Sarah A.

caroline said...

i love love this song! what a brilliant way to tell someone that the love is over; just funny that some people are way too dense (or stupid)to get the message... ;) LOL - thanks for the song, mommy!

Selina said...

omg whata coincidence! we have chosen the same song! weird aint it? visit mine here http://www.grapecitygirl.com/

Hazelicious929 said...

This is a funny song indeed. The melody is sad but when you listen to the words, it is funny. Mine is up - My Happy Song

simply kim said...

this was my first choice! i changed my mind at the last minute, lol! Cheers to Weird Al Yankovic. This song was released during my high school days..

K said...

second girl talker to choose this song. and for good reason. i find this pretty funny too! huge fan of weird al here :D

darly said...

my choice is the funnier version of this sung by Michael V.... hahaha such a bunch of cutie weirdos :)

Have a great week ahead girl, here's my funny song if you haven't visited me yet
I Love Darly!
Food and Passion

Maricel said...

i saw one GT-er who chose this song too! I had a great laugh listening to the song! ^^,

Sorry for the delayed visit. Mine's here in case you haven't visited it yet. ^_^ Happy GT!

Mars @ The Life Encounters

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