I haven't seen my college friend, AC, for more than 10 years already. Have been searching and googling this person's name but haven't found him/her yet. Why "him/her"? Because this person wants to be a "she" but he hasn't outed yet , well, while we were still in college. Actually, the whole world probably know already except for his Dad.
The gift that I gave him for Christmas, during our first year in college, was a troll mermaid. He wanted to bring it home with him, during our Christmas break, but he can't because of his Dad.
Where are you AC? If ever we get to see each other again, this time I will give you sexy corsets for Christmas.